Lagos, on any given day, is filled with characters of all sorts, but Lagos in December? Is AfricaMagic Pro Max. Especially when the floodgates of MM2 release IJGBs into the city. All with different agendas and personalities. Here are seven IJGB personalities you’ll likely run into this December in Lagos.
The New Money
Most recently Japa’ed and have been planning the trip to Lagos since May, saving up money and stalking Instagram feeds. With only one purpose on their mind, they’ve come to stunt and live lavishly in every way possible before they go back to work their extra shifts and repeat next year—what a commitment!
The Old Money
They’ll arrive so quietly, you won’t even know they’re back in the city till you casually run into them at an Alte party in Mako. Most likely in town to go to their parents’ mansion in the village and then back to the other one in Banana Island. Only in Lagos once every year.
The Tourist
They’re only in town because of their Nigerian friends, love for Afrobeats, or want to experience Detty December and more. Most likely posting themselves excitedly trying Amala and Ofada. While taking long trips out of state to experience history and culture, Dora the Explorer should take some notes from them.
The JJC
If tourists are like Dora the Explorer, then these guys are Christoper Columbus. After watching countless videos online about Detty December, they finally decide to book that flight and see what the hype is all about for themselves. If this is you, just head to our website, and we’ll fill you in on what you need to know about Lagos.
The 2% Nigerian
There’s always an influencer or celebrity who, after taking an ancestry test, discovers some sprinkle of Nigerianness in their bloodline. Will rush down to Lagos to connect with their roots through some potent oblee and dorime!
The Baller
There’s Mecca and Jerusalem, but not for these people. Lagos in December is their pilgrimage, and there’s one motive—paint the town red! They are already well-to-do but will travel to Lagos to really flex their wallets. Clubs, concerts, beach clubs—name it, and they’re there, but only in the VVIP sections, nothing less.
The Dispatch
Don’t get it twisted; they’re here for the holidays and will partake in all the oblee. But also important are the packages they’ve had to smartly pack and deliver to either friends or families, and the ones they’re going to be taking back with them—Garri dey scarce abroad sometimes.
Whatever the reasons are for being in Lagos this December, it’s okay, and it’s valid. Remember to have a good time. Looking for the best ways to enjoy your Detty December? Stick around; we’ve got our finger on the pulse of this city, and we’ll show you how and where to have a good time.
