Being a Lagos Big Boy isn’t about shouting your net worth or “do you know who I am?” at strangers. It’s about presence, attitude, not announcements. The kind that makes a waiter offer to help you—with everything, or the bouncer gives you that respectful nod at the door. In short, you’re here to show, not tell.
1. You’ve Got A “Friend” In Every Industry
The real currency isn’t naira, it’s your contact list. You know the club owner, a Senator’s son, a D.P.O., and your guy for last-minute December concert tickets. Lagos Big Boys have connections like fish nets. Forget networking—you’re basically family to the owners, because in Lagos, who you know is your net worth.
2. You Drive Like Lagos is a Music Video Set
Whether it’s a G-Wagon, your friend’s Lexus, your uncle’s Mercedes, or a rental—no one needs to know that, just make sure it’s clean, tinted, and paired with the right soundtrack. You step out slowly, like you’re arriving for a red carpet no one else was invited to. Bonus points if your number plate says Chief, Boss, or something vaguely mysterious.
3. Your Scent Arrives Before You Do
People know you’ve arrived before they even see you — your fragrance game is that strong. And we’re not talking the usual designers; your collection is stacked with rare, niche perfumes that would make even ‘the best-smelling man in Lagos’ sweat. Your perfume shelf? Worth more than a duplex in Ikorodu, and you wear each bottle like it’s a statement piece.
4. You Wear the Lifestyle
Your wardrobe speaks before you do. From luxury streetwear fashion to clean, custom, or designer looks that only insiders recognize. We’re talking Ash Luxe, Pith, or Deji and Kola and Ugo Monye. Big Boys have a dress code —you have to look it for people to believe it. The real flex is wearing designer clothes worth millions, while your confidence does the heavy lifting.
5. Your Snaps Tell the Story
If it didn’t go on your Snap, it didn’t happen. You’re quick to record every laugh with your A-list friends, trips, and bottles of the night. A Lagos Big Boy isn’t shy about sharing his highlights reel. It’s not a lifestyle if it’s not live.
6. You’re the ‘Life’ of The Party
Lagos thrives on energy. A true Big Boy walks in and instantly raises the room’s electricity. Don’t just sip quietly, your section is either lit up with bottle girls, expensive drinks, and dorime, or you’re with the DJ throwing wads of cash in the air. If you’re still turning heads at 3:00 AM, you’re nailing it.
7. VVIP or Nothing
Your outside movements are always premium reservations, exclusive VIP tables, and all-night bottle service. Big Boys are the nightlife royalty, and a Lagos Big Boy doesn’t need an invitation; he’s in the party schedule. Moving through the city like it’s a playground and making it look effortless.
Bonus. Your Soft Life Is Also Your Hard Work
We see the vacation flights, the Dorime, but we also see the multiple businesses and side hustles, ranging from real estate, stockbroking, and entertainment. Plus, late-night calls and back-to-back meetings. A Lagos Big Boy knows how to play hard because he works harder.
